Gathering over some snacks, the nation's finest wildland fire experts pour over maps and postulate new strategies to stem the advance of Mother Nature's temper.
Desperate for help, New Mexico's wildfire fighters engage the assistance of the Spew Patrol, undefeated five years running at the World's Watermelon Seed Spitting Championships. The skills of these intrepid expectorators were deftly displayed when the representative of FEMA questioned the usefulness of the Patrol. Head Projector Liam responded by landing a seed smack dab between his eyes. They will be deployed from helicopters where they will be asked to extinguish hot spots that ground crews can't reach.
Desperate for help, New Mexico's wildfire fighters engage the assistance of the Spew Patrol, undefeated five years running at the World's Watermelon Seed Spitting Championships. The skills of these intrepid expectorators were deftly displayed when the representative of FEMA questioned the usefulness of the Patrol. Head Projector Liam responded by landing a seed smack dab between his eyes. They will be deployed from helicopters where they will be asked to extinguish hot spots that ground crews can't reach.
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