Friday, June 29, 2012
Takes a Lickin'
When attending a public event, it is important for world leaders to explore the full range of culinary offerings. Liam well remembers the broccoli incident with George Bush.
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Incognito
If you scan the crowd, normally you will not notice the infamous celebrities in your presence. They don't wear makeup in public, and your mind does not easily make the connection when you see someone out-of-context. "I know you from somewhere," a phrase uttered many times to MLK, Elvis, Queen Elizabeth. But if you observe very carefully, you may notice an oddity like a pair of sunglasses at night, a headscarf, a jacket on a warm day.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Pedicure
Even world class veterinarians get stuck with the occasional mundane chore, such as declawing. Talk about some toe jam!
Saturday, June 23, 2012
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Conflagration Congregation
Gathering over some snacks, the nation's finest wildland fire experts pour over maps and postulate new strategies to stem the advance of Mother Nature's temper.
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Drowsy Driver
Awakened from a deep slumber in response to the call, our hero is dismayed that Mrs. O'Leary again let her cat make its way to the highest branch.
Friday, June 15, 2012
Cretaceous Comfort
Discovering a well kept secret, Liam has a brief conversation with one of the weary travelers who departed Earth during the K-Pg extinction event. Seems that after only 65 million years they got just plain homesick and have since taken a liking to modern creature comforts offered by the Roswell community.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Mallwhere
Obstacle courses require focus and persistence to look past numerous distractions in achieving the objective.
Monday, June 11, 2012
Centrifugal
New research has demonstrated the positive effects of blood flow to the extremities of both the cranium and the tarsus. It is believed to stimulate alternative synapse pathways and enhance cell growth in the cerebral cortex, as well as lubricate and replenish nutrients in the cuboid and calcaneus. After thorough simulations by computational biologists, medical science is initiating controlled human trials using stringent standards for selecting test subjects.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Triple Threat
Unprecedented in Olympic history, this year the decathlon has been expanded to a triskaidekathlon. It now includes gymnastic events -- the vault, balance beam, and the wall-assist handstand.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Trusty Steed
Always ready to assist the needy pedaler, the Federal Bicycle Patrol is an elite cadre that is skilled, knowledgeable, and physically conditioned.
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Sunday, June 3, 2012
In Ranks Inspection
Mascot candidates must undergo a full review from the judicious chief inspector.
Friday, June 1, 2012
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