Friday, June 29, 2012

Takes a Lickin'



When attending a public event, it is important for world leaders to explore the full range of culinary offerings.  Liam well remembers the broccoli incident with George Bush.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Incognito



If you scan the crowd, normally you will not notice the infamous celebrities in your presence.  They don't wear makeup in public, and your mind does not easily make the connection when you see someone out-of-context.  "I know you from somewhere," a phrase uttered many times to MLK, Elvis, Queen Elizabeth.  But if you observe very carefully, you may notice an oddity like a pair of sunglasses at night, a headscarf, a jacket on a warm day. 

Monday, June 25, 2012

Pedicure



Even world class veterinarians get stuck with the occasional mundane chore, such as declawing.   Talk about some toe jam!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Jig of Joy




In the partners competition, no one can beat the fabled duo.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Conflagration Congregation



Gathering over some snacks, the nation's finest wildland fire experts pour over maps and postulate new strategies to stem the advance of Mother Nature's temper. 

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Pearly Whites


Distinctive features separate the carnivores from the herbivores. 

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Drowsy Driver


Awakened from a deep slumber in response to the call, our hero is dismayed that Mrs. O'Leary again let her cat make its way to the highest branch.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Cretaceous Comfort



Discovering a well kept secret, Liam has a brief conversation with one of the weary travelers who departed Earth during the K-Pg extinction event.  Seems that after only 65 million years they got just plain homesick and have since taken a liking to modern creature comforts offered by the Roswell community. 

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Mallwhere


Obstacle courses require focus and persistence to look past numerous distractions in achieving the objective. 

Monday, June 11, 2012

Centrifugal






New research has demonstrated the positive effects of blood flow to the extremities of both the cranium and the tarsus.  It is believed to stimulate alternative synapse pathways and enhance cell growth in the cerebral cortex, as well as lubricate and replenish nutrients in the cuboid and calcaneus.  After thorough simulations by computational biologists, medical science is initiating controlled human trials using stringent standards for selecting test subjects. 

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Triple Threat





Unprecedented in Olympic history, this year the decathlon has been expanded to a triskaidekathlon.  It now includes gymnastic events -- the vault, balance beam, and the wall-assist handstand. 

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Trusty Steed



Always ready to assist the needy pedaler, the Federal Bicycle Patrol is an elite cadre that is skilled, knowledgeable, and physically conditioned. 

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Fallen


When you detect a fallen soldier, you drop what you're doing and tend to her.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

In Ranks Inspection

 
Mascot candidates must undergo a full review from the judicious chief inspector.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Sky Pilot






There is always that happy moment immediately before she augers-in.