Sunday, January 29, 2012

Lightfoot

Facility officials at the Kennedy Center were summoned after the world's finest dancers discovered a soft spot in the stage floor.

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  1. In a sordid episode of jealousy and revenge fueled by too much whiskey and the flabby pecs of the retired, Michael Flatley paid stagehands to hide a trapdoor beneath the dancing feet of his arch-nemesis. Witnesses state that despite his unexpected fall, the Flamenck kept on, nailing the difficult double plie swoosh air-split en pointe to wild applause from the audience.

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