Sunday, May 31, 2015

The Angle on It


Great news, we get to have lunch today.

Friday, May 29, 2015

Kitchen Compost


It is a dark substance conveying magical powers such that none may abide its strength, its tactile resistance, or digestive turbulence.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Runaway Plain


It's a test of ultimate will
The heartbreak climb uphill
Got to pick up the pace
If you want to stay in the race
More than just blind ambition
More than just simple greed
More than just a finish line
Must feed this burning need
In the long run..

You can do a lot in a lifetime
If you don't burn out too fast
You can make the most of the distance
First you need endurance
First you've got to last...
(Neil Peart, 1985.)

Monday, May 25, 2015

Whispering Finds


Lead scientists from SETI take their turn deciphering audio signals from deep space.  It's never a question of "if," but always a "when?"  Afterward, what will we learn from them?  Will we consider them intelligent? 

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Hummingfriender


After a hearty game of tag in the backyard, the two buddies pause for some refreshments.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Blue Man Coup


Physicians from Hopkins, Mayo, Harvard, et al still have not managed to diagnose the enigmatic and confounding malady that alters human behavior and causes intense pigment transformations.  Their leading theory is that the patient inadvertently swallowed a radioactive chameleon that caused the human host to adopt similar characteristics to its parasite.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Dog Snatcher


After the big game, some teams like to chill out and relax.  Others prefer to hit the spa, the bar, maybe take a nap.  To each his own.