True View

After landing on a strange, recently discovered planet in a far-away solar system, the Mission Commander peers out the viewing portal to survey the alien landscape before him. 

Batball

Lost in the midst of the press releases and reactions surrounding the LA Clippers was a more gripping story preceding next month's draft.  It turns out that the NBA commissioner has a much larger problem looming -- whether or not to allow Batman to play on a team.

After declaring himself eligible, lottery teams have been scrambling to trade and counteroffer for the rights to pick-up the Caped Crusader.  However, teams that traditionally find themselves atop the rankings and still playing into June have protested vigorously.  Clearly this one new player would upend next year's standings and pose a formidable challenge to team defenses across the nation. 

Giggleroll

Isn't it wonderful when you finally "get" the punchline?  

Sprintulum

Advanced techniques for world champion sprinters include interval training of the most bizarre kind.  Exercise physiologists have discovered a method that focuses simultaneously on three crucial components:  quadriceps, abdominals, and triceps. 

Rock Stock

The world's preeminent geologist leads his graduate students in a project to replicate Gutzon Borglum's great triumph in South Dakota.  Her we see the professor inspecting today's work.

Spring Sing

Preview of the Norman Aberschnackle Choir summer extravaganza concert.

Sight Flight

NASA scientists perform field testing of satellite control mechanisms in order to ensure accuracy, increase precision, improve control, and reduce hysteresis to exceed stringent specifications established by IEEE.