Mallwhere

Obstacle courses require focus and persistence to look past numerous distractions in achieving the objective. 

Centrifugal

New research has demonstrated the positive effects of blood flow to the extremities of both the cranium and the tarsus.  It is believed to stimulate alternative synapse pathways and enhance cell growth in the cerebral cortex, as well as lubricate and replenish nutrients in the cuboid and calcaneus.  After thorough simulations by computational biologists, medical science is initiating controlled human trials using stringent standards for selecting test subjects. 

Triple Threat

Unprecedented in Olympic history, this year the decathlon has been expanded to a triskaidekathlon.  It now includes gymnastic events -- the vault, balance beam, and the wall-assist handstand. 

Trusty Steed

Always ready to assist the needy pedaler, the Federal Bicycle Patrol is an elite cadre that is skilled, knowledgeable, and physically conditioned. 

Fallen

When you detect a fallen soldier, you drop what you're doing and tend to her.

In Ranks Inspection

 
Mascot candidates must undergo a full review from the judicious chief inspector.

Sky Pilot

There is always that happy moment immediately before she augers-in.