Shience

Armed with a well-formed hypothesis, our hero embarks on a long, strange venture blending chemistry, physics, and a touch of magic.

Lumberduds

It takes considerable effort to stabilize the payload while traversing the incline offered by the proper azimuth.  Balance, strength, skill, all with a flair for fashionable style. 

Sanger

Due to their deeply rooted insecurities, many famous entertainers have their backup singers off to the side or subtly in the back during performances.  It takes a self-confident performer to highlight his supporting cast and share the stage with them (if not the microphone). 

Empathy

Spectators have no clue.  The defender may seem remote, disengaged from the play, but do not allow that to deceive.  If he applies just the right English to the ball from his Right Back position with enough force to tumble onto the pitch, well, the opponent's goalkeeper has no chance.

Entrapment

A triumph.  When engineers collaborate with experts in the fields of entertainment, art and design, child psychology, ...   or was it just one person's imagination?

Al A. Blaster

The Dean of the of the Geophysics and Earth Sciences Department leads his graduate students in a non-trivial exercise studying the fundamental properties of mother earth's finest. 

Blazing

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

- Hedley Lamarr