Saturday, October 31, 2015

Pedal to the Meddle


After securing the Tour Trophy this past summer, Liam makes his obligatory appearances around the country as the season winds down.  It is a gesture of appreciation for the fans, patriotism, and a reinforcement that one can achieve victory without the use of unnatural or illegal substances. 

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Soon a Tune


Rogers and Hammerstein, Lennon and McCartney, George and Ira, Garfunkel and Simon, they all took their lessons from somewhere.  Now the world knows where their inspiration originated.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Strive Dive


From a long line of ama divers comes a new breed, fitting for our modern civilization.  They eschew the grab for organic gems in favor of valuable produce.  A rare few are able to discriminate quality while still in the drink, and only the most successful dare to release an early catch in favor of the finest specimens.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

For the Hail of It


Who knew clouds could lay eggs so indiscriminately?  They didn't seem to care much about placement, but that's probably what any species will do when unloading about a half million of them in 7 minutes. 

Friday, October 23, 2015

Blanket Party



Effectively transmitting useful smoke signals is a far cry from some casual effort by amateurs.  Generations of ancestry have practiced it through the millennia.  Here we see the elders providing a lesson for the next in line.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Caved In


In order to coax the native species out of its dwelling, one must be extremely patient.  It requires unique soft, soothing sounds to draw their attention and other techniques that appeal to their senses.  The sound of mutilating candy bar wrappers, the pop of a soda can opening, the cheers from a portable sports video game.  If those fail, the starting-up of a familiar automobile engine will always do the trick. 

Monday, October 19, 2015

Bed Head


It was supposed to be just a short happy-hour gathering of friends who had other obligations later that evening.  But things just got out of hand as they fed off each other's energy, and once the dancing started there was no stopping.  That is, until they all collapsed into a deep slumber.  At that point, it was a matter of grabbing any spot that was available.