Dive Jive

One should never try such things at home -- as explained by the top instructor from the International Swimming Federation.

Back Attack

After spotting a succulent shore-bound omnivore, a voracious predator mistakenly leaps from the safety of her marine-based environment for a seemingly easy meal. She picked the wrong guy. Moments afterward, local restaurant patrons were treated to extremely fresh, free shark steaks.

Chute Shoot

After checking with the tube-launch director for special forces officer training, the instructor rehearses a specialized watercraft evacuation drill.

Reclining Recall

Once in a while we are faced with reality -- life as a constant struggle while we eke out a living, barely hanging on from day-to-day, sustaining only by the skin of our teeth, wondering where the next meal will come from, staring extinction in the face, dodging the ever present specter of the Grim Reaper.

Hole in One

Maxwell Smart and 99 with their cleverly disguised monoculars, carefully observing the evil CHAOS spies at a local diner.  The new technology offers more than magnification at great distances -- it includes a terahertz processor and 100 GB/s wireless bandwidth with a customizable display.  They can instantly determine identities using remote fingerprint analysis, voice recognition, and retina scan.  It can even serve-up the full contents of anyone's Permanent Record going back to kindergarten.  

Strange Brew

A consistent winner of the blue ribbon in the Kölsch Division from the National Brewer's Association, Liam samples his entry for this year's competition.  In addition to specific gravity, alcohol content, flavor, composition, color, et al, he knows the championship winner can steal the title with powerful effervescence. 

Havin' a Ball

The ninja master rehearses a demonstration for the upcoming physical security and weapons performance summit for the heads of the US Secret Service, FBI, and military Special Forces.  Before the bad guys learn to adapt a new tool in their arsenal, our man is able to emphatically show its destructive capabilities as a precursor to implementing defensive tactics.