Crick Trick

When there is a damsel in distress, there ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough to stop the ranger from making the save.

Jig Dig

An old Irish ritual allows for the very fortunate to share their overabundance of luck.  It's a joyful method -- simply connect yourselves with hand on opposite head and perform a spirited dance. 

Fenced

The NCAA developed an overly complex scheme for accumulating touches and thus points for determining the victor of a light-sabre bout.  Within the piste, the riposte after parry is highly dependent upon a sharp-eyed judge prior to arrêt, whether or not she counts a whip-over, input from the Lamé or any other electronics that are now available with new technology, etc.  The idea is that one needs to succeed within university to make sense of it -- a recursive, self-preserving sport.

Measured

   

It is not always easy or fun to figure out who will stand in the front and who will be in the rear of the team photog.  This is an important issue -- future hall-of-fame exhibits will include the annotated version of today's shot. 

Rotate Fate

Caught in a vortex of the 4th dimension, the two time travelers vainly attempted to understand their dilemma and decide whether they were in grave danger or enjoying the thrill of a lifetime.  

Creed Indeed

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night nor bright of day can keep the finest athletes from their morning workout.  However, sharp ice can delay things a little.

Jêêpers Crêpers

When award winning chefs prepare a little treat for themselves in their downtime, they still don't mess around.