Bored Outdoor?

For the Nationals, local authorities cleared the park, surrounded it with security, arranged for ESPN and ABC Sports, made all the right moves.  They had to -- the competition was fierce this year, and the new contender silenced the stadium audience with a command performance.  In this preview we see the opening warm-up before he swipes the trophy and steals the hearts of skateboard fans worldwide.

Tracking

Liam reminisces over his days in graduate school at A&M.  When the professors needed cheap labor to do field work, they really meant field work.

Central Proselytizing Unit

After 36 years of exploration, the Voyager satellite managed to capture an alien supercomputer and ship it home for analysis.  Well beyond anything conceived here on Earth, this discovery reveals a leapfrog over the fastest, most advanced computing systems known to man.  Our leading computer architects were stunned beyond belief upon revealing the core processor driving all resource management and operating system functions from the central network hub.

Giant Leap

He sorely misses home, but the commander knows the mission is so much more important than his earthly desires.  He bravely forces a smile for the PR aspects of the NASA mission, but his heart is just not in it.

Best Biscuit

The newest title-holder of the F1 Powerboat World Championship takes a victory lap before downing the traditional bottle of milk and accepting a quick smooch from the trophy girl.

Levitation

Once in a while it feels good to reexamine the actual need for gravity and make decisions on whether or not it is truly useful.

Stooged

Larry, Moe, and especially Curly used to take lessons from Liam before they got their big break.  Afterward, they would continue to get refreshers on an almost annual basis.