Lockjaw

Paleontologists worldwide are stirred by the newest discovery and eagerly anticipate the upcoming paper to be published on paleosoc.org.

Backyard Bob

Sometimes when working on that landscaping project, the shovel, rake, and hoe are just not quite enough.

Limberick

Professional quarterbacks generally suffer from long-term effects of their chosen vocation.

 

 

The story of the shortest known QB
of a lad who looks up to Flutie
is not one of sorrow
but a phrase you will borrow:
Not tall but he sure is a cutie!

Udder Mother

An A&M University biologist examines results from the latest hormone therapy experiment.  The Dairy Center seeks Production increases with improvements in nutrition content.

Twice Shy

After each sustains a bite from a Once-ler, the boys collaborate to capture it and teach it a lesson. 

Run Plunge

In the new long-jump / platform-dive hybrid event in London, a new sports star is emerging and has become a media sensation.  (It doesn't hurt to have Apolo Ohno's PR team on the staff, either.)  His unorthodox style and uncompromising personal standards have combined to thrust him into the spotlight as a contender.  

Sprint Stint

Celebrities have difficulties evading paparazzi, but find a distinct advantage in retaining physical conditioning enough to leave the camera wielding lunatics in the dust.