Hotshot

You certainly don't want to be in the line-of-fire or risk waking-up to the pleasant welcome of a trauma nurse after your helicopter ride to UNM Hospital.

Stacked

It's a great feeling of accomplishment when building a practical, useful work of art, and the job always takes less time with a loyal companion.

Pray Lewd in Sea

After being traded to Manchester City, our hero bolts from his first game just in time to reach his obligatory appearance for the Town Council.  Everyone wants to celebrate the new arrival, a real boost for the economy and especially local tourism.  He got more photos than the Queen's last visit.

Roll and Rock

Once in a while the mountain has to assert itself.  After miles and miles of submission and abuse through many change-of-seasons, it has to take a stand to earn renewed respect before settling back to its subservient existence.

Alpine Immersion

Easily the best way to enjoy the Autumn foliage is from a jacuzzi.

Right Flight

A family is trapped in the Alps after an unexpected snowfall, and they've lost all contact with Search and Rescue.  With no time to waste, our intrepid team of Mountaineers hits the skies, makes the save, and eventually establishes a great long-time friendship with the marooned.

Stinkfoot

Each of the bathers reacts in their own way when they get their first whiff of the noisome feet.  Not even the chlorinated chemical bath can ameliorate the stench. 

Gray Play Day

The new uniforms seem to have boosted their passing game!  Plus, our hero has a new single-digit that gives him the edge over opponents.  It's a whole new season now.

Mandibility

Certain foods leave a stain on your teeth, but who can resist?

Aghast from the Past

That first day in the new semester after a long summer.  Hard to recognize yer old classmates. 

Pie Try

Our hero is dabbling in the marketing department:
https://youtu.be/wJbt89Sm240
...coming soon to a theater near you.

Talk the Walk

"You should have seen the one that got away." 
"Oh, yeah?  Mine was longer than my arm, even without the tailfin." 
"But mine was longer than my leg." 

Got the Angle

Inhabitants of the creek never saw it coming, but they will not soon forget that day.

Introduction

When you meet your cousin for the first time, it's always a little awkward.  After a while, though, the mood loosens-up and everyone has a good time.

Spring is in the Air

There is something uncanny about the reproductive organs of plants that attract humans.  We love to amputate them and use them for decorations.   They bring color and cheer into our lives. 

Nozzle Dazzle

When you find a new toy, it's time to seize the moment and improvise.

Pedal Mettle

The Fédération Internationale de Motocyclisme is so tired of our hero winning all the races, they made him go this time without an engine on his bike. 

Global Goal

Our hero captures the prized Golden Ball award, but will have a tough time finding space in the trophy case. 

Hello Cello

Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast, To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak.

IndepenDance

Was it Saturday or was it Sunday?

Rappelsive

Even the Elite Rescue Ops has to train in order to stay sharp.

Wheel Deal

Only the best gear will suffice for the UCI MTB World Cup.

Earth, Water, Sky

Here we find the CEO investigating options for opening-up another ski area franchise.

Big Laxitude

The Chamber of Commerce always wants to give a great first impression.

Stalagmight

After the world spelunking competition, the champion pauses before heading into the obligatory media mêlée.

Two in the Bush

You know it's something special when he is willing to take time from mogul bashing and share his lunch.

Post Tram-atic Disorder

Up 4,000 feet from the valley below in nine minutes can make your finger spin and your lips curl.   But on Rendezvous Mountain it all goes away with the feel of soft white fluff scattering underfoot.

Pups on Cups

In last year's Ryder Cup, the USA suffered a 7-point loss.  Looking back, the coaches realized how distracting it was to play in France and will emphasize focus in this year's competition. 

For Rest

Search and rescue teams always travel with a minimum of two volunteers.  Fresh from a successful evacuation out of Everest Base Camp, this team is eager to get back to more mundane chores of sweeping a regular slope in-bounds.   What a luxury to assist just a fallen, injured skier instead of a team of overextended armchair adventurers out of their league in the Himalayas.