Thursday, November 15, 2018

Surging





When gravity calls, it never hurts to take a nap.  On the other side, awakening is not always scheduled in a timely fashion.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Full of Hot Air


Effective urban planning requires more than the satellite imagery, ground surveys, and system modeling.  The best in their field take a close three-dimensional examination of the environment from many different angles to gain a comprehensive understanding of all facets.  Here we see the leader in his field employing traditional craft first utilized by the Montgolfiers in 1783. 

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Bananallegro


The Mestro thrills the crowd once again.

Sunday, October 28, 2018

Buckétiquette


In the drought-ridden, arid western United States, the flora and fauna are desperate for moisture.  Unfortunately, when the free moisture does arrive, it typically appears in a cloudburst and makes its way down to the river instead of soaking-in.

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Trap Dour


Navy Seal training includes rigorous physical challenges, constant conditioning, and psychological stress.  That's why they are so prepared when it's time to go to work.


Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Sprint Stint


Usain Bolt's mentor reminds him that there is always someone faster out there.

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Roundabout


What a great feeling to take those last couple of laps in the lead without any serious pressure from the other competitors.  It was a long day of maneuvering, dodging mishaps, outsmarting, and judicious use of pit stops.  But with the master crew in support, our hero breezes to the finish line.

Sunday, September 9, 2018

Railroam


When astronaut training, ya gotta keep two hands on the controls 

Friday, September 7, 2018

Hickory Dickory


Cole slaw is ready, beans are steamy hot, keg is tapped, it's time for some walleye.

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

Sarsaparilla Thrilla


Can't forget that cold one after a long day guiding in the Comeragh Mountains.

Saturday, September 1, 2018

Post Game


How nice to retreat home after an exhausting game of Club Football.  One can feel sorry for the vanquished opponent only for so long.  It's time to get back on schedule.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Lock Mess Monster


Harry Houdini's mentor, long since retired, thrills a local crowd with an unexpected performance. 

Saturday, August 25, 2018

Blockem


He trained all the greats -- Robinson, Ali, Marciano, Johnson, Chavez, the best.  However, success in the ring requires a worthy student, and each new recruit has to show his stuff inside the ropes.

Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Grown


The principal Marine biologist at the Scripps Institution has finally developed a device to attract whales in the open seas using their own language with targeted dialects, idioms, locution, abbreves, and street cred.   This will make things substantially easier to attach tracking devices and gain a better understanding of behavior patterns, migration routes, who is trending, et al.

Sunday, August 19, 2018

Ye Olde Swimming Hole


So many options.  Ropeswing, jetski, scuba, what to do?  Let's break out the rod and think about it.

Sunday, July 22, 2018

BigFoot


Next move -- put on the Green Jacket.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Harper Valley


It's mesmerizing, contemplative, and calming.  What magic he can perform with just a finger.

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Imperial


After rehearsing endlessly, you should have seen the band marching with all those pianos.  That was a sight to see.  Reminds us of John Philip Sousa, que no?

Thursday, July 5, 2018

Outstanding


It is wise to prehydrate before the big lawn mowing chore.

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

If it Can be Sung





When the venue is a 400-year-old church, you bring your A game.  The results are simply magic.

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Power Pout


Around here, we cannot afford to let our electrical sources go unguarded; we place our top security staff in charge of securing it for the duration.

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Polluck


Dinner never tasted better than that evening.

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Five Star Meal


Normally they're a nuisance, but when you want some shade for lunch, sometimes the only thing available is one of those pentaceratops that rambles through the neighborhood once in a while. 

Sunday, May 27, 2018

Goal Setting


You can't blame them for trying, but face it -- it's just not going in.  

Friday, May 25, 2018

Mello Cello


The master cellist secretly blends-in with the LA Philharmonic in order to enjoy producing great music without the hassle of the paparazzi, the hysterical teen girls, the surging waves of fans crowding the stage, the horse-trading for tickets, uninvited backstage groupies, and such. 

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

On Point


A rebound, a bucket, and an assist.  Sometimes it doesn't seem fair.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

Postal Service


That goalpost is there for a reason, you might as well use it.

Saturday, May 5, 2018

Yogi Terra


After a crushing soccer victory, it’s good to decompress with a little cliffside yoga.

Sunday, April 29, 2018

Net-and-Go


You know the ole saying, a fish in the hand is worth two in the river.

Wednesday, April 18, 2018

Arch Support


It's always gratifying to see your artwork withstand the test of time.  The hard work, the construction costs, the pour, the paint, the meticulous carving, etching, chiseling -- it all pays off decades later.

Sunday, April 15, 2018

Step Up


We just can't help it.  Someone pops a John Phillip Sousa CD into the boombox, and the march begins.  It's just innate to the species.

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Eggstrordinary


It was the biggest robin he ever saw.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Broken Spring


School is out for a whole week!  So what could be better?

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Never Melter


When the wicked witch from the east cast her powerful spell upon the land, all the forest animals and plants froze in their tracks.  They have been stationary since January, and look who comes to thaw the situation with his warm presence.

Agua Caliente


It must be springtime again.  

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Mianno Pan


The fans made him do it after the encore, the score that earned him an oscar.  He had no intent; it was not on the set list, but they were so thrilled with the show after his hiatus, and they let him know it.  So he really had no choice.

Saturday, March 17, 2018

Stairway to Seven


A quick snack in the huddle, and the ascension begins.   The travelers have waited for this moment since they first reached grad school.  First to enter the recently discovered secret chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza, their party will furnish ample research material for future generations, and will make their advisor infamous.   But more importantly, they will uncover enough clues to reunite with their long lost companion and begin a celebration for the ages.

Monday, March 12, 2018

Snow Rest for the Winners


Not even a month later and the medalists are back into their training routine.

Friday, March 9, 2018

Cinco de Snowhounds



After collecting all that precious hardware in PyeongChang, the team returns to their local hill to celebrate with their supporters, family, friends.

Tuesday, March 6, 2018

Misconstrudeled


When in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, do as the Garmisch-Partenkirchonians do. The healthiest always have a serving of fruit in a balanced meal. 

Saturday, March 3, 2018

A Little Light Music

Not only did he electrify the audience that evening with his cello, ...

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Lost Skeleton


Racetrack security got a little over exuberant that day.

Monday, February 26, 2018

Extrusion


It was so hot, it melted teeth.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Double Shot


If you don't make the first one, you might as well launch another.

Sunday, January 28, 2018

Spherical Journey


On the pro tour, top qualifiers first check the scoreboard to decide on specific pins.

Friday, January 26, 2018

Sing Fling


Even elite performers can become distracted at times. 

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Bad Whether


When the going gets tough for skiers, the tough go fishing.

Friday, January 5, 2018

The Eyes Have It


Sometimes things just aren't right until that first cup of coffee in the morning.

Monday, January 1, 2018

Headroom


You know you're in trouble when your burrito is bigger than your head.