Sunday, April 30, 2017

Headdress


It was a dark and stormy night.   A relentless blizzard loaded the ponderosas, and one-at-a-
time, every bough released its burden.  The house shuddered with each rooftop landing, causing the resident menagerie to awaken and rearrange nesting positions.  This does wonders for the hair-do. 

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Field of Daydreams


It takes a remarkable glove to dispense an effective self spanking.

Radiant



For decades, engineers and theologians have pondered the meaning and purpose of the strange small orb that descended on earth so many decades ago.  Until one day a seemingly average yet remarkable boy happened upon the exhibit only to elicit a glow and its slow transformation into a sharp-angled obelisk.  This threw the scientific community into turmoil, religious leaders into rhapsody, and inspired great music composers and artists with a fresh perspective.  Engineers?  Well, they calmly sharpened pencils and pulled fresh paper off the shelf, after lunchtime.  

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Man Machine



Engineering Design Researchers will soon announce a new capability for industrial use:  The Remote-Controlled Sky Crane.  From the comfort of a computer center one can assemble a skyscraper in record time and be home for dinner.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Seventh Inning


There are always consequences for athletes who specialize, especially with rigorous asymmetric tasks like tossing a football, raquet sports, bowling, etc.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Cheese Louise


Modern dental technology has evolved dramatically over the decades, especially the newest tools for tooth extraction.  Scientists have created the perfect elastic carbon polymer nanotubes and engineers have perfected their implementation for ease of use, patient comfort, and efficiency.