Saturday, December 30, 2017

A Boy and His Mate


Friends for life.  

Friday, December 29, 2017

Alive Drive


Sometimes the defense overplays the power in the paint, so it's important for the point guard to exploit the opportunity -- gotta keep them honest. 

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Pedalview



The effort is directly proportional to the pleasure in finding just the right spot for a moonrise. 

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Hike Like


The famed real estate mogul on the prowl for a new development.

Monday, November 13, 2017

Shot, Skip, and Jump


The professionals.  They create new hairstyles, fashion statements, and goodness knows do they have the celebratory moves. 

Friday, November 3, 2017

Meter Maids


Let's just say you do NOT want to park here lest you have to deal with three ninja parking lot enforcers.

Sunday, October 29, 2017

From the Pitch to the Ivory


After scoring a goal in the Men's World Cup qualifier, he rushes to the stage in record time to thrill his other audience once again. 

Friday, October 27, 2017

Three Friends at the Bend


Evetyone knows that a fish in the hand is worth two on the hook.  But sometimes it's big enough to require multiple hands!

Saturday, October 21, 2017

No Moss


It always helps to sing a song when you're logging mile after mile.

Sunday, October 15, 2017

In the Net


Can't beat those crisp autumn days, what a time to be alive!

Friday, October 13, 2017

Hitchhiker


It's so much easier to catch a ride and get the bird's eye view.

Saturday, September 30, 2017

No Fiddlefarting


The concerto went so well that the hosting orchestra squeezed-in a second performance date for the following night, and the guest soloist happily obliged.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Roughnap


These days it's easy to pick-up a freeloader when you're not paying attention.

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Puddle Board


In-between Molokai and Lanai, there is a special place where the water remains calm, protected from wind and current year-round.

Saturday, September 9, 2017

Going Green


Liam picked-up where Bartholomew left-off and developed several impressive uses for ooblek in all of its phases.  Here, he demonstrates how one can partition its solid phase into blocks or bricks and assemble them with enough structural integrity to form a rather indestructible dwelling.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Trap Ease


The famous acrobatic team from the Circus McGurkus is not always the precision flying machine we all know and love.  It turns out they are human, too, and need to practice just like everyone else.

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Operation "Hard Hat"




The entire crew gathered for Foreman Liam's instructions, eagerly awaiting a solution to the puzzle.  In an attempt to erect a bridge in a remote section of LA, the workers misinterpreted the plans and got into a jam, but the new foreman sorted it out, boosted morale, cracked the whip, and the inner city natives were thrilled with the results.

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Setting Son


When it comes to a child's imagination, well, the sky is the limit. 

Saturday, August 26, 2017

Finesse Regress


Preparing for Tokyo 2020, it's going to be a long, tough road ahead. 

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Line of Flight



Airport runway inspectors use many methods to ensure compliance with FAA regulations.  At times they are on their hands-and-knees with a magnifying glass, perhaps manning a theodolite, or even cruising along at high-speed.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Jungle Jenga


Celebrating victory at the Jenga world championships.  Fortunately, there was no earthquake during this match, but everyone remembers the fiasco in 2011.

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

Snow Bored


The secret is out, the world finally discovered who trained Shaun White, the "Flying Tomato."

Sunday, August 13, 2017

...Two in the Busch


Astronauts never have to drive to their spacecraft, take the bus, hail a cab -- someone is always available to provide a ride. 

Wednesday, August 9, 2017

A Brown in the Hand is Worth...


Meet Amy.  She and Liam became fast friends for a few fleeting moments.  But alas, it wasn't meant to be.  In the end, they had to go their separate ways.

Saturday, August 5, 2017

Non-deadly Medley


Donnie and Marie, Fred and Ginger, Ike and Tina, Sonny and Cher, the Carpenters, Les and Mary -- they all learned from these two.  The masters of their craft, breaking new ground, stretching the limits of what a duo can accomplish on stage, perpetually incomparable. 

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Smoked Up


Rescue operations completed, the Captain radios his status report back to the dispatcher.  Despite some property loss, no injuries -- as usual.

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Volcanic

Geologists are studying every nook and crannie of the Valles Caldera to learn about our past, understand mother Earth, and to enrich our ability to predict the future. 

Monday, July 17, 2017

Post Angle


Note that each of the captive salmonidae were bestowed a name before their return to freedom.  These included Dave, Bob, Amy, Peter, Bill, etc. who were all neighbors in the San Antonio River.  The general feeling in the 'hood was that while life inside the net was not so harmful, it was no match for an undercut bank.  Their brief acquaintance with the gentle, fun-loving human boys brought new life lessons and an annoying hole in the upper lip. 

Sunday, July 16, 2017

Cave Out

Even Champion Spelunkers look forward to that cold libation to recall the adventures of the day.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Pals


Outside of a wedding, you've never seen two individuals so mutually excited about being together.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Judge by its Cover

You know how it goes.  Can't put the book down.  Toothbrush in one hand, book in the other.  Or maybe it's a fork, a pencil, a comb, a vacuum cleaner.  But the book is in the other hand.  Sometimes you sneak out from under the covers when no one is looking and take-in a few pages...

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Levitation


After pulling a double-shift semester at Hogwarts, the professor takes a little time-out for relaxation, renewal, and replenishment.  Of course, even the seasoned professionals need to practice their craft.

Monday, June 12, 2017

Conversant




Even good friends can have disagreements, especially after spending too much time together.  Isn't it funny sometimes how an easy-going conversation can quickly turn sour?

Thursday, June 1, 2017

Unlinked

It's a good thing the Fire Station is so close -- that ball is sizzling hot.

Monday, May 22, 2017

Runners Sigh


There is a well known phenomena that occurs in the Northern Hemisphere as the Summer Solstice approaches.  Since the magnitude of electrostatic force of attraction between two point charges is directly proportional to the product of the magnitudes of charges and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them, this can cause a very brief, relatively harmless vortex of force affecting bodies of low mass.  One can demonstrate it:
1.  Cover half-a-million centimeters on foot rapidly.
2.  This builds a sufficient inverse electrostatic force; be careful not to discharge too soon.
3.  Pass beneath a perfectly formed multi-colored arch in an equidistant pattern between rubber cones.
4.  Then watch and feel how the universal law of gravitation coupled with the magnitude of the force, since it is proportional to the product of the gravitational mass, causes an extreme attraction toward earth's center -- the larger of the two masses.

In other words, sometimes the earth acts like a magnet and pins a human body to its surface.  

Sunday, May 14, 2017

Goal Achieved


It was an intense game; opening round of the playoffs.  The Lasers led early 1-0, but then the SF team caught-up near the end.  Into the first overtime, neither team could score.  In the second one, SF put a goal in and LA was nearly finished. But Liam popped-out of a scrum with the ball and ripped downfield to score with only a minute left to play.  After two overtimes, each team gets to shoot five penalty kicks. 


So Liam stood in the LA goal as the five best SF players attempted shots.  Only one got in.  The Lasers managed to get one out of four, too.  So this was it, the final shot of the game.  Coach said, "Liam, it's your turn."  Still wearing his red goalie jersey, he gave it his best.


Sunday, April 30, 2017

Headdress


It was a dark and stormy night.   A relentless blizzard loaded the ponderosas, and one-at-a-
time, every bough released its burden.  The house shuddered with each rooftop landing, causing the resident menagerie to awaken and rearrange nesting positions.  This does wonders for the hair-do. 

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Field of Daydreams


It takes a remarkable glove to dispense an effective self spanking.

Radiant



For decades, engineers and theologians have pondered the meaning and purpose of the strange small orb that descended on earth so many decades ago.  Until one day a seemingly average yet remarkable boy happened upon the exhibit only to elicit a glow and its slow transformation into a sharp-angled obelisk.  This threw the scientific community into turmoil, religious leaders into rhapsody, and inspired great music composers and artists with a fresh perspective.  Engineers?  Well, they calmly sharpened pencils and pulled fresh paper off the shelf, after lunchtime.  

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Man Machine



Engineering Design Researchers will soon announce a new capability for industrial use:  The Remote-Controlled Sky Crane.  From the comfort of a computer center one can assemble a skyscraper in record time and be home for dinner.

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Seventh Inning


There are always consequences for athletes who specialize, especially with rigorous asymmetric tasks like tossing a football, raquet sports, bowling, etc.

Saturday, April 1, 2017

Cheese Louise


Modern dental technology has evolved dramatically over the decades, especially the newest tools for tooth extraction.  Scientists have created the perfect elastic carbon polymer nanotubes and engineers have perfected their implementation for ease of use, patient comfort, and efficiency. 

Saturday, March 25, 2017

Gesundcite



Advanced biological research is diminishing the impact of the common cold from a massive loss in economic productivity to a mere annoyance. 

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Looking for Limestone


In this experiment, Liam carefully implements an experiment to disclose the presence of limestone.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

Card Snark


The world famous blackjack dealer sets the record for playing, and winning, simultaneous hands at 38.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Rail Face


It may sound boring, sitting on a train for a couple of hours.  The destination will have a lot to say about that.  For a journey that includes 29 tunnels and ends with a choice of ski lifts, well, there is no suppressing the anticipation and excitement.

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Fluff Enough


It's a powder day.  A bluebird day.  The kind of day that stirs the heart, tingles the senses, inspires joy.

Friday, February 24, 2017

Via Ferrata


The master climber exhibits extreme ownership of the 5.14a rated wall, trifles with it, and then discards it with a flourish. 

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Time Stands Still


Have you ever had one of those moments of acute vision when everything seems to just move at a different rate of speed?  When the whole planet decides to rotate at a relaxed pace?

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Pie High


Something about pizza -- it can always bring a smile to a boy's face.

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Moontan


The slopes take on a different character after sunset.  They seem to retract by the light of the silvery moon, resting peacefully in complete repose.  No annoying crickets, frogs, coyotes, owls.  No automobiles, speakers, or sirens to obliterate the intimacy in high alpine vistas.

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Pointed


The defense was intense and sticky.  With the clock ticking down, options diminish.  Thus, one must be resourceful and creative to accomplish a difficult objective.


Monday, January 23, 2017

Gravitas Gone


There is just something about gravity, it never seems to take a day off.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Schuss is Loose


Sunday morning services.

Saturday, January 7, 2017

Merry Poppings


Apply heat, evenly distributed, and a surprise awaits.