Attention, Span.

Civil Engineers dream big, and they don't think the same as the rest of us.   The difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers is that the former build weapons, and the latter build targets.

Slumberjacks

They discovered a mystical wood of unknown origin, very clearly an exotic species from a distant land.  It appeared before them during their extended journey to Mordor as they traversed the Old Forest just beyond the eastern border of the Shire.  Pausing their hasty advance, at first it taunted them, puzzled them, and drew them closer.  But then its powerful influence overcame their fierce resistance, extracted all of their energy, and placed them into a century-long slumber.  Their only hope was for their missing straggler, Bilbo Baggins, to discover them after his delayed departure.

Stirred, not Shaken

No one on earth can just sit still when the congas mix with timbales, ciaxa, djembes, and the rest.

Fit to Print

He employed good security for the performance, and he wowed the crowd again.  Nevertheless, the Times snuck-in with a camera. 

Tip the Scale

The Department of Homeland Security has tasked their robotics programmers to capitalize on shrinking integrated circuitry in performing surveillance, infiltrating suspected terrorist cells, and delivering doughnuts to peace officers. 

Gymtastic

Just a quick demo, a teaser for what's coming this August in Rio.  Hold your hat on.

Shot Glass

Stephen Curry's shooting coach.

Hop, Skip, and Jump

Sometimes it is appropriate to just bolt.  You know when it's necessary, we've all been there.  When curiosity overcomes good sense and caution.  On the wrong side of the fence, having entered the coned-off danger zone, saw what we weren't supposed to see, caught the attention of the authorities, but right before they take action!

Bottoms Up

It's Charlie Brown's kite instructor.