Monday, May 23, 2016

Sporting


Come to think of it, it's a lot like watching baseball. 

Friday, May 20, 2016

Pencilmania


The publisher's deadline loomed large.  It was time to bear down.  Start pumping-out the pages like Hemingway.  He had the full narrative solidified in his head, the characters well defined, the plot twists, the story climax, the works.  So he chose to abandon safe orthopedic practices and conventions, drop the word processor, unplug the phone, and get back to basics. 

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Flat Out


He was just thinking how convenient it is to be prone for these kinds of things.  Might not work so well standing-up.  Now it's time to figure out some sort of video game one can enjoy during the procedure. 

Saturday, May 14, 2016

Alight


Sometimes one feels lighter than air.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Cheer for Sphere


It's a bit more difficult than golfing.  Pinpointing the shot must account for more than just the condition of the turf and the angle of impact -- one must consider the motion-based obstacles like people as well as gale forces from Mother Nature.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

The Eyes Have It


Sometimes one obtains that creepy, disconcerting sensation when the optometrist takes a hard look.

Sunday, May 1, 2016

Etiquette

It can be embarrassing in a restaurant when one misplaces a napkin.