Monday, November 30, 2015

Stealth Elf


This year he's not getting away with it.  Ole St. Nick is not going to sneak-in and then sneak-out undetected, no sir.  Camping under the tree is the ideal solution for finally getting a glimpse and maybe reviewing the prior conversation at the department store. 

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Hitchbiker


From the safety and comfort of domestic bases, military drone pilots are able to direct their craft that fly on the other side of the world.  The concept is extensible, and now international spy agencies are able to utilize talents of their Maxwell Smarts, Inspector Clouseaus, James Bonds, Napoleon Solos, Jim Phelps, et al. from their local facilities.  Here we see their lead instructor demonstrating a special two-wheeled device.

Stick Kick


America is finally catching-up to China in the earthquake prediction department.  US scientists have developed a valid sensing mechanism using one of the oldest materials ever used for a tool:  wood.  Certain well-trained individuals can acquire and interpret the harmonic oscillation of seismic signals and broadcast their findings.  It requires great concentration in a sensory-deprived environment, but the results are earth shattering.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Surreptitious Confabulation


No one on the planet can effectuate an under-the-table deal better than the master.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Gas Morass


In media interviews with fan club representatives, Liam likes to add a bit of levity.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Electroderm




Taking a clue from ID implant chips for pets and hand-held application technology, scientists have developed a method to install a complete integrated circuit -- using human skin!  It can bridge the network between human nerve impulse and any bluetooth device to provide extremely high bandwidth with boundless storage capacity.  Just think of the tune, and your car plays it.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Said a Mouthful


All bets are off at the training table; the cuisine doesn't stand a chance.  But given the choices from the menu, one item stands out above all others.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Brake Aweigh


One must be careful with sudden acceleration.  As the first derivative of velocity, it can surprise even highly trained athletes.  Here we see a near-miss with a section of PVC.  It can also cause opponents to misjudge things like an intentional tripping and leave them with a grass stain and a bruised ego. 

Friday, November 13, 2015

Currently


In a remarkable single burst, one man solved the power outage problem for his neighborhood, if only for an hour.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Take Flight


Sometimes one simply needs to levitate in order to score the victory.

Monday, November 9, 2015

Benched


Waiting patiently and checking the scoreboard to see how the judges rated their performance.  They had trained almost daily for three years, and this was the culmination of all that hard work.  It was the last photo of the Dancing Half Dozen before they became infamous stars and established their careers.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Man Down



This was no ordinary opponent, not some contender working his way up the ranks.  It was Red Skull!  Too bad for him, though, since our hero became incensed with the sight of him.  It was Tyson vs. Spinks all over again.  The villain got his bell rung.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Paws Pause


St. Francis d'Assisi stops to meet some new friends before resuming his journey. 

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Kick Pick


He's after Tom Dempsey's record.  Sure, a couple of others have tied it, one dude beat it by a yard, but no one knows their names.  Dempsey is the man, the one to beat.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Panultimate


The leader of the Lost Boys swings by to get a glimpse of Wendy.