Thursday, August 28, 2014

Rare Air


The Chief Divemaster supervises his top cadets who are trying to earn their spot in the USN Seal program.  To make the grade, they must be able to handle a variety of diving equipment and techniques with ease. 

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Reeling


Since it is always so difficult to decide between swimming, rafting, fishing, etc., the prodigious recreationalist remains prepared to shift between activities on a moment's notice.  He wouldn't think twice to be spotted rafting with a fishing pole or fishing in his swimming trunks. 

Thursday, August 21, 2014

august August


As fall classes start-up again at University, the two professors have a quick reunion after their respective summer research projects at opposite ends of the planet. 

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Crustacean Sensation


Examination of local wildlife reveals much about the surrounding environment.  For instance, the appearence of a thriving adult brachyura indicates the presence of a marine environment somewhere in the near vicinity.  Our intrepid investigators will vigorously and relentlessly pursue its location until they discover it. 

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Wheels


Just like Secretariat, our hero overcomes a slow start to focus on the competition at hand with an intensity and determination rarely seen in such high profile sports figures. 

Friday, August 15, 2014

Current Affair


The Western world's preeminent marine biologist uses immersion techniques to study how salmon in the Pacific Northwest navigate their runs to the spawning beds. 

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Dive Jive


One should never try such things at home -- as explained by the top instructor from the International Swimming Federation.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Back Attack


After spotting a succulent shore-bound omnivore, a voracious predator mistakenly leaps from the safety of her marine-based environment for a seemingly easy meal. She picked the wrong guy. Moments afterward, local restaurant patrons were treated to extremely fresh, free shark steaks.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

Chute Shoot

After checking with the tube-launch director for special forces officer training, the instructor rehearses a specialized watercraft evacuation drill.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Reclining Recall


Once in a while we are faced with reality -- life as a constant struggle while we eke out a living, barely hanging on from day-to-day, sustaining only by the skin of our teeth, wondering where the next meal will come from, staring extinction in the face, dodging the ever present specter of the Grim Reaper.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Hole in One


Maxwell Smart and 99 with their cleverly disguised monoculars, carefully observing the evil CHAOS spies at a local diner.  The new technology offers more than magnification at great distances -- it includes a terahertz processor and 100 GB/s wireless bandwidth with a customizable display.  They can instantly determine identities using remote fingerprint analysis, voice recognition, and retina scan.  It can even serve-up the full contents of anyone's Permanent Record going back to kindergarten.  

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Strange Brew


A consistent winner of the blue ribbon in the Kölsch Division from the National Brewer's Association, Liam samples his entry for this year's competition.  In addition to specific gravity, alcohol content, flavor, composition, color, et al, he knows the championship winner can steal the title with powerful effervescence. 

Friday, August 1, 2014

Havin' a Ball


The ninja master rehearses a demonstration for the upcoming physical security and weapons performance summit for the heads of the US Secret Service, FBI, and military Special Forces.  Before the bad guys learn to adapt a new tool in their arsenal, our man is able to emphatically show its destructive capabilities as a precursor to implementing defensive tactics.