Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Roll With It


Despite recent scientific advancements, earthquakes remain highly unpredictable for humans.  No one could have warned these poor picnickers that their world would come tumbling down in a matter of seconds.  Perhaps they escaped tragic consequences this time, but there is no substitute for preparation in advance of a repeat performance.  Lesson learned.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Blueday


To persevere through life's ups and downs, the human soul instinctively turns to a primeval source of strength that has underpinned our civilization since its very beginning:  music.

Friday, April 25, 2014

Bubblicimous


These days, high-nutrition smoothies can get out of control with exotic organic ingredients, supplements, and complex compounds.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Left Turn in Albuquerque


Discovered a new visitor on Easter Sunday.  First time to see one here.  Ever. 

Monday, April 21, 2014

No Regret Net


This year's ESPN Trout tournament winner shows off his last-second acquisition that pulled him into the lead for good.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Guarded


Even the world's premier life guards have to take a break once in a while. 

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Scarlet Trumpets


Everyone knows the "Little Shop of Horrors" was based on a true story, but there is scant trace of its principal characters after an earthquake and fire destroyed any evidence.  However, recently a world-renowned botanist has managed to assemble revealing clues and will soon publish findings in the journal Nature. 

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Sleight of Hand


After numerous failures measuring speed with radar and high-speed camera, ballistics engineers later revealed that the new launcher emits its projectile at close to the speed of light-- so fast that no one saw it. 

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Spinnessential


Endurance training includes a periodic burst of speed to simulate the reaction of seeing that finish line in the distance. 

Friday, April 11, 2014

Found Mound


In order to obtain a complete understanding of species life-cycle, leading marine biologists study ecosystem components that are not immediately obvious to the casual observer.  They must dig deep into environments that may seem only distantly related to complex creatures at the bottom of the ocean. 

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Prune Soon


Brute force is not always the answer.  Even Superman knows how to use the correct tool for the job. 

Monday, April 7, 2014

Hop, Skip, and a Nap


It happens to everyone in academics -- both the student and the instructor.  That moment when facing the inevitable, the enormous undertaking that lies ahead, the sudden realization that a daunting semester-long effort is about to begin.  Some shrivel in fear, some turn to counsel, some seek a diversion, but the successful know how to take it one step at a time and include plenty of breaks to keep it all in perspective.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Grotesquolastic

Today's best engineers may spend an entire career studying the deformation theory of plasticity, non-linear elasticity, stress-strain response for monotonic loading, or elastoplastic fracture mechanics.  In deriving the Stress-Strain curve for specific materials, they must calibrate simulation models with actual empirical evidence.  Most crucial is knowing exactly when a material has reached the end of the elastic, and then plastic deformation ranges before an actual fracture occurs.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Tire Tryer


County Parks and Rec engineers are diligent with their annual springtime inspections of recreational equipment.  To meet rigorous safety standards, they typically apply maximum stress testing for tensile, torsional, breaking strength, grip resistance, end fixings, the works!  Sometimes passers-by misinterpret these tests as simple leisure activities.  Certainly a negative impact on public relations, but a necessary evil.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Mixed Direction


Over the course of our lives, we occasionally lose sight of the target, we sometimes lose our way.  This is why it is so important to savor the journey, capture the moment, seize the day, smell the roses, and enjoy the ride.