Turf Surf

Carpet testing is as rigorous and thorough as any similar endeavor in manufacturing.  The consumer market is demanding and vicious, quickly weeding-out the mediocre, and there is no way for a producer to survive without masterful product analysis at an extreme sustained scale.  Here we see a glimpse of a world-class diagnostic evaluation by the renowned master.

Stage Might

The recipients of the Nobel Prize for Physics modestly share the prize.  The winnings will be donated for further research.

Rockhound

The world's preeminent geologist offers a quick tutorial for his graduate fellowship students -- one of the large teams assisting in his research.  

Cerebral Vortex

Caught in the whirlpool with no way out, our hero attempts to stabilize morale and prevent panic while simultaneously analyzing the containment vessel and developing a rescue/exit strategy.

1k Locution

A hug is worth 1,000 words.

Moist

After a long day on the slopes followed by a yoga class, it's time for a good stretch in the hot tub.  Makes it all worthwhile.

Out on the Town

It's the best part of the meal -- the drinks are here, good friends gathered, some decent queso to share, and the stories are just getting better by the minute.  Their enthusiasm so contagious, television producers modeled this gang in several successful shows -- Cheers, Friends, and a couple more.

Split Decision

It started out well, the partnership.  A common goal, a mutually agreed upon destination between the left-brained and the right-brained, the yin and the yang.  And for the most part, it was a smooth journey filled with adventure and delight, just enough danger to stimulate, just enough hardship to understand good fortune.  The alliance grew stronger.  But as many such collaborations evolve, the two companions found themselves at a crossroads -- he wanting East, she wanting West.  

Transcendant

One of the primary keys to happiness and long life is a deeply-rooted inner peace.  Among the many methods to achieve it is the art of meditation, taught here by the world famous Zen-master.

Turn of Events

He's not gonna let any punk southern Russian terrorists interrupt his training regimen, no sir. 

Earned Stripes

It's fundamental -- blending-in requires the right camouflage. 

The Visit

That Jolly old Elf did it again!   How does that happen every year?