Training

The Executive Director of the domestic anti-terrorist team stops in for a quick review of the elite analysis division.  Always one step ahead of the bad guys, they utilize state-of-the-art tools to perform an exhaustive study of all possible scenarios.   Of particular interest are the threat vectors imposed by the plethora of transportation options available in a free society.

Medal Round

In the latest hit reality show, reality gets confused with an actual show from an offshoot that tries something new, having never yet attempted:  showing reality.  Television watchers discovered they had never actually seen reality on the tube, nor was it much of a show, but they were upbeat about an upcoming reality showing that held some promise of showing some actual reality.  Unfortunately, they would need to actually stand-up and make use of their musculo-skeletal system to transport themselves elsewhere.  So in reality, it wasn't much of a showing.

Bulloney

The ones who make it to the bell always have a low center of gravity and a high strength to weight ratio.  And the winners inevitably want to remount for revenge. 

Staunch Launch

Aerospace researchers have learned to incorporate feedback from test pilots much earlier in the design and development process.  Both sides benefit tremendously -- the scientists gain practical insight that is anything but pedantic, and the pilots gain confidence in new mission components well before they strap-in to the cockpit.

Fair is Wheel

Although it never sleeps, and admittedly our very existence depends on it, gravity is merely a toy to be harnessed and enjoyed by all.

Ribbonist

Top prize in this year's State Fair for the radish competition.  Criteria included flavor, appearance, symmetry, coloring, and a few others. 

Dash Bored

During the NFL Combine, Liam's time in the 40-yard-dash beat all the other hopefuls -- even with a quick wave to the scouts.  

Band Stand

It was cooking at Club Improv this afternoon.  The crowd heard a rumor that the Stones would make an appearance, but were pleasantly surprised and overjoyed to see superior talent beyond their expectations.

Handheld

When out on the flight line, it takes the firm grip of a companion to avoid getting whisked away by the wind.

Roller Derby

Only quick, cat-like reactions can sustain an acrobatic routine.

Floatie

On his second trip up the beanstalk, Jack innocently brought a bubblemaker with a large supply of glycerin, not knowing what his new acquaintance would actually do with it.  Everyone soon found out what a practical joke can be in the hands of a giant.

Rail Rider

After fleshing-out the bugs using software simulation on a supercomputer, civil transport engineers graduate to modeling and sampling for optimizing rail performance and efficiency.

Humming Word

When preparing for their next competition, many professionals use music as an effective tool for the mental and psychological aspects.

Thirst First

Hydration is crucial for any sport, and few things enhance teamwork than tipping back a cold one.