Sunday, June 30, 2013

Bovine Wisdom



The Agricultural Biology exhibit at A&M University highlights recent discoveries by the world's leading scientists.

Friday, June 28, 2013

Speedo Torpedo


The military is constantly experimenting with new weapons systems to meet evolving challenges from its enemies.  In this highly classified video recently released by Edward Snowden, we see a new blend of old-style hand-held technology merged with a modern torpedo assembly designed to assist Navy seals in close-order combat.

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Dew Drop Inn


Bartholomew bravely attempts to rescue the kingdom from that nasty Oobleck.  Unfortunately, so far he is only able to find manholes missing their covers.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Track on Back


Of course, one cannot forget the rewards earned from a successful workday.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Thrill in Drill


There are few sensations as positive and powerful as the end of the workday after a job well done. 

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Vetterinarian


If you own an old Chevy, you can't just hire any ol' mechanic off the street.  You want some expertise and experience. 

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

SpiderFans


It was double-duty for our favorite webslinger that day.  The beleaguered superhero almost met his match, but emerged victorious in saving not just one, but two damsels in distress.  Batman, Superman, the Flash, et al harbored mixed emotions of joy and envy for their good friend. 

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Wind Runner


It is not always fun and games for world class athletes.  Between events it can get mighty lonely in the training routine -- requiring commitment and persistence.  It also helps to get creative.  Some of the best sprinters train uphill, in soft soil, with leg weights, etc.  But there is nothing better than grinding against the power of Mother Nature.

Friday, June 14, 2013

Cannon Fodder


After mustering the militia, the brigade leader seizes the attention of his men.  They will capture and prosecute Benjamin Church -- America's first spy.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Spatch Match


Hungry customers come from miles around to enjoy breakfast at San Ildefonso's Pancake Breakfast.  They're so light and fluffy white, he'll make a fortune by tonight.  They're so light and fluffy brown, they're the finest in the town. 

Monday, June 10, 2013

Break Away


The double-team defense only works if you can match the speed of your opponent's scoring machine.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Crews News


The hollywood marketing machine is gearing-up for this summer's new blockbuster.  Enterprising filmmakers noted that the American cinema industry has not yet produced this decade's traditional Titanic/Poseidon ship tragedy.  In order to guarantee box-office appeal for such a tired storyline, they paired-up the hottest actors -- seen here in a sneak-preview trailer promo, hamming it up.  Rumor has it the plot twist will play on recent cruise line foibles. 

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Seat and Greet


A cheerful sight for both Isotopes and visitor fans, the pair bonded instantly and formed a welcoming committee -- to the delight of the stadium owners.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Fete Attraction


There is just something about a beguiling blue mustache -- irresistible pheromones?  It seems to ratchet-up the charm and triggers a nonchalant sidling action from within the opposite gender. 

Sunday, June 2, 2013

The Sphere Whisperer





From a page in the Mark "the Bird" Fidrych playbook, Liam coaches the footballs in advance of their next game.  Just a little prep work to ensure they know which goal to enter...