Limberick

Professional quarterbacks generally suffer from long-term effects of their chosen vocation.

 

 

The story of the shortest known QB
of a lad who looks up to Flutie
is not one of sorrow
but a phrase you will borrow:
Not tall but he sure is a cutie!

Udder Mother

An A&M University biologist examines results from the latest hormone therapy experiment.  The Dairy Center seeks Production increases with improvements in nutrition content.

Twice Shy

After each sustains a bite from a Once-ler, the boys collaborate to capture it and teach it a lesson. 

Run Plunge

In the new long-jump / platform-dive hybrid event in London, a new sports star is emerging and has become a media sensation.  (It doesn't hurt to have Apolo Ohno's PR team on the staff, either.)  His unorthodox style and uncompromising personal standards have combined to thrust him into the spotlight as a contender.  

Sprint Stint

Celebrities have difficulties evading paparazzi, but find a distinct advantage in retaining physical conditioning enough to leave the camera wielding lunatics in the dust.

Aqueous Recess

Transportation scientists recently developed new propulsion systems and were invited to the APBA mid-season allstar race for a demonstration.  Here we see a noted crew chief and driver team holding a quick confab to review new performance characteristics and adaptation methods. 

Captive on Command

Once again the master wins the international finals of the Ceratopsian Training Challenge (ICTC).  His management team and handlers released this final moment of the intense week-long competition.

Electrified

When re-entering the atmosphere, things just happen.  As a result, a new teen hairdo fad sweeps the nation. 

Whiskers

When it comes to Cajun cooking, Liam takes seriously the lessons learned from the masters:  Spike and Dr. Dark.  Only the freshest ingredients qualify.

Levitation

And you thought walking on water was difficult! 

Pickpocket

Now what did I do with that bear repellent? 

Mute Commute

Nothing like that early morning venture to the downtown studios for yet another interview.  There are too many TV networks these days; makes for too many appearances.