Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Mallwhere


Obstacle courses require focus and persistence to look past numerous distractions in achieving the objective. 

Monday, June 11, 2012

Centrifugal






New research has demonstrated the positive effects of blood flow to the extremities of both the cranium and the tarsus.  It is believed to stimulate alternative synapse pathways and enhance cell growth in the cerebral cortex, as well as lubricate and replenish nutrients in the cuboid and calcaneus.  After thorough simulations by computational biologists, medical science is initiating controlled human trials using stringent standards for selecting test subjects. 

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Triple Threat





Unprecedented in Olympic history, this year the decathlon has been expanded to a triskaidekathlon.  It now includes gymnastic events -- the vault, balance beam, and the wall-assist handstand. 

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Trusty Steed



Always ready to assist the needy pedaler, the Federal Bicycle Patrol is an elite cadre that is skilled, knowledgeable, and physically conditioned. 

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Fallen


When you detect a fallen soldier, you drop what you're doing and tend to her.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

In Ranks Inspection

 
Mascot candidates must undergo a full review from the judicious chief inspector.

Friday, June 1, 2012

Sky Pilot






There is always that happy moment immediately before she augers-in.