Saturday, November 28, 2015

Hitchbiker


From the safety and comfort of domestic bases, military drone pilots are able to direct their craft that fly on the other side of the world.  The concept is extensible, and now international spy agencies are able to utilize talents of their Maxwell Smarts, Inspector Clouseaus, James Bonds, Napoleon Solos, Jim Phelps, et al. from their local facilities.  Here we see their lead instructor demonstrating a special two-wheeled device.

Stick Kick


America is finally catching-up to China in the earthquake prediction department.  US scientists have developed a valid sensing mechanism using one of the oldest materials ever used for a tool:  wood.  Certain well-trained individuals can acquire and interpret the harmonic oscillation of seismic signals and broadcast their findings.  It requires great concentration in a sensory-deprived environment, but the results are earth shattering.

Monday, November 23, 2015

Surreptitious Confabulation


No one on the planet can effectuate an under-the-table deal better than the master.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Gas Morass


In media interviews with fan club representatives, Liam likes to add a bit of levity.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Electroderm




Taking a clue from ID implant chips for pets and hand-held application technology, scientists have developed a method to install a complete integrated circuit -- using human skin!  It can bridge the network between human nerve impulse and any bluetooth device to provide extremely high bandwidth with boundless storage capacity.  Just think of the tune, and your car plays it.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Said a Mouthful


All bets are off at the training table; the cuisine doesn't stand a chance.  But given the choices from the menu, one item stands out above all others.

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Brake Aweigh


One must be careful with sudden acceleration.  As the first derivative of velocity, it can surprise even highly trained athletes.  Here we see a near-miss with a section of PVC.  It can also cause opponents to misjudge things like an intentional tripping and leave them with a grass stain and a bruised ego.