Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Dogging It


Next year's American Dog Derby will see a brand new entry in the team event.  Popularly known as the Fearsome Fourlegs, they have taken the racing world by storm this season.  Starting-out as long-shots, the 'Vegas line now has them at even odds to take the trophy in February.  They have transitioned easily from complete obscurity as Klondike search-and-rescue gurus to world class competitive mushers in the blink of an eye.  When confronted by the stunned and inquisitive press corps about how they managed to easily slip into high-stakes, intense, adrenaline-fueled competition, team members at first looked at each other with quizzical glances.  Finally, one of them managed to exclaim, "we just wanted to take a break this year."


Monday, December 15, 2014

Party Time


Nothing like an old fashioned peanut bar to gather for some fun.  Call your friends in a "come as you are" party, and see what kind of pajamas they wear.  Make sure there are plenty of drinks and entertainment; you can't go wrong!

Friday, December 12, 2014

A Dog's Life


When you meet a new friend, it's always good to get to know each other a bit before going on a big adventure.   Sit down for a minute and have a little conversation.

Friday, December 5, 2014

Footmath


Contrary to popular belief, elite athletes must master high-order mathematics.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Interlope Interrogators


It started out as a pleasant walk in the park, around the neighborhood.  Out of nowhere, our hero gets surrounded by identical undercover FBI agents who carry a great deal of curiosity about his acquaintances, whereabouts, activities, intentions, and motivations.  Filled with intrigue, mystery, and consequence, they speak in a code developed by the State Department.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Head Sled


Even seasoned veterans still get a thrill during the first training run of the year.

It's the Best Tree We've Ever Had